Can you guess which months involved me buying a house and paying off some student loans?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/28/2018 at 19:55 • Filed to: Work hard... save money... spend money... work hard to make more money... save money... what the hell are we all doing again? thinkingemoji.png

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The answer may SHOCK you!!!

“Isn’t it just the months where your spending obviously exceeded your income?”

... Oh.

“And didn’t you spend, I don’t know, all your time posting every little thing on Oppo? As if we cared? We didn’t, but with you hollering all day and every day, we all know when you bought your house, and when you paid off your student loans. The only thing we don’t know about you is what your favorite flavors of Starburs ts are. Oh wait — hold the phone: we do know. Tropical. Fucking tropical. Because you found it necessary to share that, too.”

... :(

[sits down]

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2018 at 20:29

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That dyno is all over the place. Sorry to say I don’t think your Tercel is too healthy

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2018 at 20:56

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Orange starbursts for the win

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2018 at 21:21

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what site is that?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 07/28/2018 at 21:22

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My credit union’s: B E C UUUU

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/28/2018 at 21:25

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That’s really nice of them. My credit union’s website looks like it was some disinterested student’s HTML 101 project.